Sex Tip #9: Dirty Christmas baking by Demi & Frank

Sex Tip #9: Dirty Christmas baking by Demi & Frank

About Demi & Frank

Hi everybody, we are Demi & Frank, and we are one year engaged. This year we are going to drop the first Christmas together. 

How we made it up

It’s not a big, splashy action story. We started baking traditional gingerbread cookie, it was quite boring so Demi started to do different patterns and sizes. And then I model vagina and she began to laugh. 

How to do it

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup butter, softened
  • 3/4 cup packed dark brown sugar
  • 1/3 cup molasses
  • 1 large egg, room temperature
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • 2-2/3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 teaspoons ground ginger
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
  • Frosting of choice

Directions

Cream butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in molasses, egg, and water. In another bowl, whisk together remaining ingredients minus frosting; gradually beat into creamed mixture. Divide dough in half. Shape each into a disk; cover. Refrigerate until easy to handle, about 30 minutes.

Preheat oven to 350°. On a lightly floured surface, roll each portion of dough to 1/8-in. Thickness. Cut with a floured 4-in. Gingerbread man cookie cutter. Place 2 in. Apart from on greased baking sheets.

Bake until edges are firm, 8-10 minutes. Remove to wire racks to cool completely. Frost as desired.

Why we love it

It’s just a lot of fun. And in our case, it leads to sex. 

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